Currently Browsing: horror
Oct 20, 2010
At least you died young and sexy, brah
Ah, October. For a homebody who loves shitty movies, there’s no more exhilarating time to be alive. You can’t swing a sack o’ coffee toffees without hitting some cheap movie you never heard of that features Satan, monsters, gratuitous nudity, and B-listers slumming it in Argentina. (I’m thinking specifically of the one where William Shatner is a cowboy with a deadly secret, facing... read more
Sep 2, 2010
Snapped: The worst movie I ever loved
It’s an unforgettable experience. You’re watching a movie in the comfort of your home, when suddenly, you sort of hunch forward and squint and say: “Oh, come on–are you fucking with me? You’re fucking with me, right? You’re totally fucking with me. Right?” What makes it so memorable is you honestly can’t tell. You can never tell. You’ll spend the... read more
